Rules of the road

OK, this is simple. Pay attention because there’ll be a quiz on the way home from work today.

  1. If your speed starts with “8″ or “9″ you can use the left-hand lane.
  2. If your speed starts with “7″ you can pop over briefly, step on the gas, pass one or two cars, and get back in the right-hand lane.
  3. If your speed starts with “5″ or “6″ you can either:
    1. Stay in the right-hand lane until you’ve completed your journey or
    2. Travel on some other road

I can’t make it any simpler than that. If you’ve got the car and you’ve got the ability and you obey the rules of the road, then we’d like to welcome you to the players’ lane. If you’re missing any of the three, you’ll really be a lot happier in the spectators’ lane.

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